lifeofkj:

So, this is a really advanced joke — seriously, though, are there any farmers on the Iron Islands, or do you have to pay the iron price for vegetables, too?

I couldn’t help it — it’s because HBO made the “DO NOT” really big on their Greyjoy sigil, so I read it as meaning:

“We absolutely, indubitably DO NOT sow, metaphorically or literally and everything in between — and If we catch you sowing, you’re a dead motherfucker.”

Also, y’know, if Theon can’t have it, no one can.

Well, it doesn’t say anything about plowing… Maybe some seeds might just happen to fall in there.

(Source: eeba-ism)

lifeofkj:

So, this is a really advanced joke — seriously, though, are there any farmers on the Iron Islands, or do you have to pay the iron price for vegetables, too?

I couldn’t help it — it’s because HBO made the “DO NOT” really big on their Greyjoy sigil, so I read it as meaning:

“We absolutely, indubitably DO NOT sow, metaphorically or literally and everything in between — and If we catch you sowing, you’re a dead motherfucker.”

Also, y’know, if Theon can’t have it, no one can.

Well, it doesn’t say anything about plowing… Maybe some seeds might just happen to fall in there.

(Source: eeba-ism)

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